Awkward, Chemistry, Eating

In Which I Trade My Blood For Cookies and Soda.

Fair trade?

Fair trade.




But then something exciting happened…

You know those new pens that are SO MUCH better for the ladies? I’ve always felt that pens were a man’s game, but not anymore thanks to Bic.

Anyway, I found the lab equivalent!

Pulverizing, strong enough for a man…pink enough for a woman.


Then something else exciting happened, I gave my blood to somebody else! It was my first time, because before I’ve always had a new tattoo or piercing, but it was lovely! Well, except for the finger prick. That was the worst. But the guy who stuck the needle in my arm was like a needle-ninja. AND I got a Sierra Mist! Which…they wrapped in a paper towel.

Oh hai, shoes.



After all that woman-friendly grinding (ughhhh…) and blood-letting it was time for lunch!



I also got cookies for my humorous donation ( I hope you SEE WHAT I DID THERE).

Blood Cookies.


Also, I ate these goldfish. Listen…I GAVE BLOOD. I didn’t want to faint.

Blood fish? 


Then I worked some more.

Then I had an apple and two small cheeses.

I’m really concerned about fainting.


Then I needed a latte? So I went on a quest for one.

It’ll do.


Then I went home, ate another cheese, went to dance class…

You just get wax pictures.


Then I went to Outback and ATE ALL OF THE THINGS.

Hey! That’s my bread!


Have you ever had steak, honey?* 


And I didn’t faint once.

*29 points if you get this reference.