Recently, my diet has consisted of dairy, bread, and alcohol. Tuesday was the epitome of this lifestyle.
Breakfast was cheese, followed by bread with labneh, and a coffee.
I wrote some things, mades some lists, and bought some ingredients. Then I got ready to go with Lisa to a networking thing at Trifecta.
We stopped for a coffee on the way.
At Trifecta, I ordered a Negroni.
Because I had only eaten bread and cheese so far, the cocktail went to my head very quickly.
I fixed it by ordering more bread and cheese.
The pastry chef then sent out ice cream because Lisa was there and Lisa is very important and influential.
All were delicious but the sorghum was triumphant.
Then we went and had more cocktails.
Then I walked Lisa back to her car and waited for Sean to come home.
I made some ramen while I was waiting.
Sean was kind of bummed he missed all the cocktails, so I took him out for another one.
I also had another one.
Then I died.
Then I arose to make a sandwich out of the last bit of (pretty much stale) bread, butter, and brie.
Then I really died.