Alcohol, Awkward, Eating

What Claire Ate: April 5th, 2014

HAHAHA WHOA.

Things got out of control. I blame IKEA, mostly.

And Sean. He had a hand in all of this as well.

It started with him (sweetly) making us a hearty American breakfast.

Not a smoothie.

Not a smoothie.

Then we went furniture shopping and used a gift card we had at Kane’s from when we bought our bed. We got a new coffee table (which is actually a trunk!) and a matching side table. While Sean checked out, I took funny pics at the “bar” that I found.

Look how hip it is!

Look how hip it is!

I would throw back a cold one, but this fake lime is in the way.

I would throw back a cold one, but this fake lime is in the way.

But I only wanted one pretzel!

But I only wanted one pretzel!

After picking up our stuff at the warehouse, I made a small smoothie because I feel like my skin is improving (I think it’s the flaxseed oil). I forgot to take a pic, so here’s a pic of Angie licking the glass.

I didn't know her tongue was that long.

I didn’t know her tongue was that long.

Guess where we went next? The next photo contains a HUGE hint.

Now with less horse? Maybe? I feel like that was never resolved.

Now with less horse? Maybe? I feel like that was never resolved.

IKEA.

We bought some more furniture stuff, which took way longer than we expected it to because IKEA.

Reward was this:

Actually not very good.

Actually not very good.

While Sean assembled everything, I drank pretty much an entire bottle of wine and assembled the spice racks we bought.

Malbec.

Malbec.

Also had some of this on toast.

Very salty and crabby.

Very salty and crabby.

This olive.

MORE SALTY THINGS.

MORE SALTY THINGS.

AND THEN.

AT ONE OR SO IN THE MORNING.

SEAN SUGGESTS THE FOLLOWING.

So.

So.

It’s fine. I’ll just drown myself in a green smoothie.

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