As in yesterday, in which I was a monster.
I started the day out right with the most incredible invention known to the modern world: the bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich.
Then I was bribed to a meeting with doughnuts.
Then I ate lunch, not because I was hungry, but because I am conditioned to eat lunch at a certain time everyday.
AND a Diet Coke, because I’m a junkie and can’t quit.
Pre-workout snack was saltines and edamame hummus.
Dinner was a salad that I accidentally poured too much dressing on.
Then I had three beverages: one beer and two ciders.
A note about the cider: I usually do not like cider but Cigar City’s Fight the Power Sour Apple Cider is preeeeetty good.
Then I started angry tweeting about the guy doing acoustic covers of songs that were WAY above him.
Then I went home and ate some crackers and goat cheese, but my phone was upstairs.
Also two of these.