According to my iPhone, the above is the first thing I ate Thursday. But I’m preeeetty sure I had some iced coffee. It is possible I forgot to take a picture. I am flawed.
I also had iced tea and a whole avocado.
I then heard the distressed cries of a coworker in trouble. He had acquired some macarons over the weekend and did not love them. I helped him out, as I am a kind and generous soul, and I’m sure he is eternally regretful.
I had a snack when I got home from work.
Then I went for a run?
Then I ate beer and fries and tacos, so the natural order of things was restored.