Awkward, Eating, Sweets

What Claire Ate (and didn’t eat): Illness Edition

Ooooh kittens.

Oh my kittens.

I have been ill.

But we will get to that in a minute. First let’s talk about what I ate on Tuesday.

Breakfast was a chess square.

Or "smash cake" if you are my family.

Or “smash cake” if you are my family.

For lunch, I had half of this veggie sandwich.

Only half.

I didn’t have the most artistic sandwich artist.

Then I went to the gym.

Then we ordered Thai food and I drank some prosecco and watched a documentary with my sister.

Ginger shrimp, won ton soup, prosecco

Ginger shrimp, won ton soup, prosecco

I painted my nails and had an all around lovely evening.

I went to bed happy and sleepy.

BUT THEN.

AT THREE IN THE MORNING.

But first, some foreshadowing.

Tempting fate.

Tempting fate.

It’s like I was ASKING to vomit.

I was mocking those who had vomited and making light of vomiting itself (which is no joke).

So obviously, at 3 AM (I must have been lonely) I puked my intestines out.

What’s funny is that when I first woke up, quite nauseated, I was still half-dreaming. In this dream, I was trying to talk reason into some racist commenters. My thought process was “These people are so racist they’re making me sick! I’ll put them in their place and then I’ll feel better.” Several minutes later, I realized that NOPE I was going to vomit really soon and it had nothing to do with racism on the internet.

Post-puking, I just shivered and whined for several hours.

I tried to go to work in the morning, but Sean was like “nah.”

So I went back to bed and slept until 4 PM.

Then I ate these things:

For my tummy.

For my tummy.

Also for my tummy.

Also for my tummy.

Sorbet (for my tummy)

Sorbet (for my tummy)

Then I went back to bed at 9 PM.

I feel better(ish) today.

THE END.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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