Things started out so reasonably. A smoothie. An all-fruit smoothie. I was practically a super hero.
Then I cleaned my kitchen and did some shopping for an upcoming xoJane post. Everything was going so well.
And then I went to a sports bar.
I ordered beer number one and a personal pizza. It’s a really good pizza with grilled chicken and goat cheese and caramelized onions and bacon.
Then my game didn’t go so well so I ordered hot wings.
THEN I made sausage gravy and biscuits for my visiting family FROM SCRATCH (tutorial coming soon).
I had half a biscuit with some gravy.
It was good.
THEN I made CHOCOLATE gravy.
I had a whole biscuit with the chocolate gravy.
Then I died.