It’s not all cronuts and ramen burgers, but today was especially boring.
Lunch was boring black beans and a boring La Croix (those are actually awesome).
Then I got that 2:30 feeling and bought some poison.
I also had some salt and vinegar almonds.
Before the gym, I ate banana slices with “healthy nutella.”
After the gym, I stuffed some Panera down my throat.
The Thai Flatbread had too much peanut sauce. I realize that sounds impossible, but here we are.
The soup was adequate, as were the chips.
I stole some of my sister’s bread.
I went to Sally Beauty Supply to try and buy a nail polish rack, but NO ONE SELLS THOSE THAT I GUESS, so I bought a bottle of acetone and more nail polish for my imaginary nail polish rack.
Upon returning home, I poured myself a glass of my “fooch” (fancy hooch, according to a commenter) and did the dishes.
CAN YOU HANDLE THE GLAMOUR OF IT ALL?