I’m going to do this post in reverse. Because the best thing ever happened at the end of my day.
It was this sandwich.
I know what you are saying in your noggin.
You’re saying “PB&J? I can do that in my sleepwalking!”
But it’s not that…it’s this:
And peanut butter.
And strawberry jam.
On toasted Challah.
This may be bigger than the green tea neopolitan innovention.
Let’s do the time-warp again. Let’s go back.
Thai food in reverse!
I had eaten some toast before this too…I’m out of control.
Before that…I guess I was at work…
I stole some M&M’s from a co-worker…He was going to get peanuts…then I convinced him to get peanut M&M’s…then he did…then I ate most of them.
I may or may not be a monster.
I also had this nectarine.
And a pack of saltines???
AND THIS CHEESE?
Ok, the cheese was not a snack…it was part of lunch…that makes me feel better for some reason.
My lunch was pretty sensible…chicken spinach wrap situation.
Just shoot me.
And of course…
Before that, I woke up and tried to will my throat into being sore so I could take a sick day and sleep more.
There is obviously something(s) wrong with me.
Guys, I did not like going backwards. It was confusing. It was upsetting. It was all wrong.
I’ll never do it again.