I decided to quit trying, I guess.
Abandoned, were the sensible breakfast muffins.
So I took inspiration from this comic:
I also did not bring my rice pasta. Because familiarity breeds contempt and I now hate it.
So we went to Cheddar’s.
OH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME.
We have a magical table in my department where wonderful people leave food, such as baked goods…but sometimes this table is used for evil and people leave RIDICULOUSLY EXPIRED POPCORN AND I EAT IT BEFORE I NOTICE THE DATE.
I guess I did get something with nutritional value…
And then…not so much.
Later, I felt really nauseated (not nauseous)…maybe it was the pot pie…maybe it was that one piece of evil popcorn.
When I went home, I regained my appetite but had a headache.
I ate this cheese:
Then Sean made me these eggs:
Then…I did this.
Then I watched Parks and Rec. on the couch.
Then I texted Sean (who was exercising?) to bring me these.
I think I might have scurvy.