It’s time…for THE SAME BORING BREAKFAST.
But then something exciting happened…
You know those new pens that are SO MUCH better for the ladies? I’ve always felt that pens were a man’s game, but not anymore thanks to Bic.
Anyway, I found the lab equivalent!
Then something else exciting happened, I gave my blood to somebody else! It was my first time, because before I’ve always had a new tattoo or piercing, but it was lovely! Well, except for the finger prick. That was the worst. But the guy who stuck the needle in my arm was like a needle-ninja. AND I got a Sierra Mist! Which…they wrapped in a paper towel.
After all that woman-friendly grinding (ughhhh…) and blood-letting it was time for lunch!
I also got cookies for my humorous donation ( I hope you SEE WHAT I DID THERE).
Also, I ate these goldfish. Listen…I GAVE BLOOD. I didn’t want to faint.
Then I worked some more.
Then I had an apple and two small cheeses.
Then I needed a latte? So I went on a quest for one.
Then I went home, ate another cheese, went to dance class…
Then I went to Outback and ATE ALL OF THE THINGS.
And I didn’t faint once.
*29 points if you get this reference.