I had just bought it and didn’t want it to get bruised…
I did not catch it. So, now I have a bruised knee and a bruised apple.
Guys…I feel like these posts are getting repetitive since I made those breakfast muffins and Thai noodle salad. Do you guys miss the Mexican-food-for-breakfast times?
I also had a small coffee…more yawns.
After “working” up an appetite I ate the same boring Thai noodle salad. Do I even need to take new pictures if I’m eating the same thing…
I probably do, because if I don’t I’ll just forget I ate it.
Don’t fall asleep, because here is where things get ca-ray-zy.
I really wanted a diet coke…but I also really didn’t want cancer…so I compromised and bought diabetes instead.
Some hours passed…and I was (like clock-work) hungry again around 2:30.
So I ate an expired yogurt.
Really, my mother views expiration dates as “suggestions” rather than something absolute. Her trademark phrase when I was growing up was “Your immune system can handle it.”
Hardcore, she is.
On the way home from work I stopped to get some produce and a new (reversible) sports bra at Target. I don’t know why it’s reversible…I mean…no one sees it…and I can only wear it once and then I have to wash it…am I missing something? Am I supposed to take it off half way through my work-out and change it from the grey to the pink side? Is this for people who wear sports bras as tops?
ANYMOUSE THE SECOND.
I also got these guys.
I had to eat in my car I was so famished…apparently the yogurt satiating properties are what expired.
Then I went home, injured myself while trying to catch an apple that was rolling off the counter, and ate a different apple (I was mad at the one that made me hurt myself…so I didn’t eat it?).
I also had some whole-grain goldfish.
And another little cheese.
Then I went and worked out my guns…nbd…
Then I ate some more things.
I made the best thing. The photo you see below is toast with goat cheese, avocado, fried egg, and some green onion.
Then I was still hungry…so I had pecans and dark chocolate chips…
I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE IS ICE CREAM IN MY FREEZER AND I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD BE REALLY PROUD THAT I DIDN’T EAT THAT INSTEAD.
Then I washed it down with the last bit of milk.
Which is good for those guns that I mentioned working out earlier.
Next time you see me…you should probably punch me for using the word “guns” twice in this post.
I really need to be reeled back in.