BECAUSE HE GOT A MEDAL FOR RUNNING…and he did it of his own volition, guys.
I only when run when being chased.
…and even then, whatever is chasing better be really scary.
Anyway, here he is being adorable with his medal.
Then we went out for brunch and he got a winner’s mimosa!
God, I take the worst pictures.
ANYWAYZ…What did I eat???
A piece of Sean’s croissant…
Then, cheesy grits and bacon…only my two favorite things. Why complicate breakfast with eggs?
Then I got my eyebrows AND eyelashes tinted…this has nothing to do with food but it’s just an interesting factoid about me and my face.
We then went to watch the UF game at a fellow
crazy person runner’s house and ate a bunch of random things.
It should be noted that Sean stole from all of the plates you are about to see.
DINO NUGGETS! NOW WITH 500% MORE DINO!
I only ate one mini egg-roll because they were riddled with celery…RIDDLED. LIKE CANCER.
Then I had to go get fancy so I could take Katie out for her birthday.
I did not take pics at Ciro’s because I was embarrassed. If you went to Ciro’s you would understand. They’re kinda snobby. I had two delicious cocktails and truffle popcorn…also some of Katie’s goat cheese and half of Josh’s DUCK RAVIOLI…sorry no pictures…
BUT I HAD NO SUCH QUALMS AT BERN’S DESSERT ROOM.
Probably because you get your own semi-private wine casket room.
Then I ordered some amazing cheeses and was so excited this happened:
THEN THE MAIN EVENT.
I also had some of Josh’s Exotic Vanilla…