Here’s a topical song to really get this blog started!
How can you not love those ridiculous redneck mo-fo’s?
What did I eat today?
Random. Freaking. Things.
It started out a lot like Monday…
Lunch was pretty normal…some tuna salad…a nectarine…
Oh yeah…then I stole some co-worker’s fritos to dip in my hummus because my carrots were bad and then another co-worker gave me a mini lecture about how I shouldn’t buy baby carrots because they are made from the corpses of reject carrots BUT I LIKE THEM OKAY?
Then…Danielle is gonna give me some grief (HEY GIRL HEY!)…after work beers.
There were fries but I was so hungry I forgot to snap a picture 😦
Then things got weird.
Now…everyone is probably pretty weirded-out by now…that’s fine…I am too guys. But let’s examine what I didn’t eat because I didn’t want to take a picture of it and have everyone feel a mix of disgust and pit:
1. A handful of olives
2. All of the cheese
3. A glass of red wine AFTER the beer.
4. Hot chocolate
6. A spoon full of cookie butter
I think this is going well.